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Mike · Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2002 12:47 am Post subject: Jocks Genitals

Due to working with Mattous Hardyous five days a week, we generally get sidetracked reminiscing about the past, especially those days at the asylum and the legendary parties. But ladettes and gentlemen a terrible horror has come to pass. Our administrator Matt here, earlier in the week began reminiscing of a certain party at the trumps and si's house of love. Hence, the memory of "Seriously you have got to see my dick!" came to mind. And now as i did indeed answer to that call of Jocks, unaware of the torment that was indeed to follow, and the immense counselling such a large number of us had to recieve. I am in terrible strife. At that call of Jocks i was facing the evil bint to see a paraletic grasp in his hands nearly all of what can only be described as a, "deformity", and now dear friends the image will cease to leave my mind and i am sure you can understand i cannot get to sleep because of it. Help me for i do not know how much longer i can go on this way.

Neil · Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2002 12:31 pm Post subject: Get some help boy

Mike, I think you may need to seek some professional help before its too late.
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Mattous · Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2002 4:10 pm Post subject:

Now Mike, why oh why did you not run when you heard what Jock said. The words

Lee-Ann · Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 5:56 am Post subject:

Mike! I am pretty much conviced that anyone would need counselling after an event like the one that you just described.
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Michael · Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2003 3:39 pm Post subject:

If I remember correctly Mr. Dibbens, you ran away screaming just before Jock commenced with his threat, and left ME, totally unaware of what was happening, to deal with it.
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Mike · Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2003 4:41 pm Post subject:

That was soooooo funny but i must say i did see something which can only be described if you have seen There's something about Mary.......franks and beans...oh dear precious Lord!!!!